Funny things people say

Maddie (age 4): Are you going to have a baby?
Me: yep
Maddie: Is that why your tummy is soooo big?
Me: yep, I guess it is

Random acquaintance passing by: Whoa, you have a baby in there!

Adam (first thing he says after completing a tour of the hospital): You know what I'm excited about?
Me: What? (thinking he'll say seeing his daughter for the first time, or something sweet like that)
Adam: The hospital food!
Me: ... *silence* ...